Random Twisted Thoughts

1. I just saw a picture of the first love of my life and he's getting gray.  I wonder if when people see me they think I "look old."  Most likely, probably just fat.
2. Who's gonna do the laundry, pack lunches and do the dishes?
3. How the hell am I going to get in the shower if I'm not supposed to move?
4. It irritates the crap out of me when people constantly push on their brakes when there is no one infront of them?  What are they afraid of?  That air is going to jump out infront of them and dent their car?
5. Is anyone EVER going to talk to me at church?....um, when I go. (I did today - miracle, right?)
6. Does the kid's friend think I'm nuts?  Do I really care?  At least she has a good time when she's here.  I can't help it that I act like I'm 12 and still like to play.
7. I don't want to have THE conversation with my boss tomorrow.
8. You'd think with all the surgeries I have had to have in the past year, one of these times someone would have been kind enough to reach in and grab a little extra (ahem...fat) and remove that as well.  I mean, what am I paying these people for???
9. Walk.  Don't run.
10. After this hip thing, I will never complain again that the kid hates sports.
11. The knees are probably next.
12. I hate Facebook, but yet I have an account?
13. I had two kids all weekend and the second started calling me "mom."  Time to go home.
14. I can't wait for fall sweeps.  Not having cable kind of sucks in the summer.  Guess that means I'm supposed to be outside or somethin'.
15. I need Football.