I Have to Remember This...someday

Last night the kid asked about pantiliners I had in the bathroom closet and I had to go into the whole "period" talk.  So I tell her that one day she'll have to wear the pad in her pants once a month because when she becomes a teenager she will get her period.  And she says, "What's that?"  So I tell her she'll bleed once a month from there.  And she goes, "That's disgusting.  Why in the world would I want to do that?  What's that for?"  Well now, what to tell a 7 year old?  Surely I could not make something up or lie because I know at this age it'll come back and bite me right in the ass....so I tell her, "Well, your body is preparing you for becoming a woman so that when you are MARRIED (strongly enforced) and are ready to have a baby, when you're MARRIED, your body will be ready."  She goes, "Well, what comes out in that blood?"  So I tell her her body will produce eggs and that's the body's way of getting them out.  Her eyes get really, really big and she goes, "OMG MOM!  You mean I'm going to lay an egg?  How long do I have to sit on it for?"

I almost died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!