To Be a Queen...

I found a list while packing today that the kid made.  On the top was written:  To Be a Queen.  I can see Disney's left quite an, um, odd impression on my kid.

Here's the list with corrected spelling:

To Be A Queen:
 1.  Queens have to ride in carriages or on horses, no cars allowed.
 2.  Do not snore.
 3.  Wear spectacles when you read, no glasses.
 4.  Never wear a jacket.  You have to wear long sleeve dresses and tights if you are cold.
 5.  You always have to have a crown on.
 6.  Put your feet on stools, not other people.
 7.  Brush your teeth.
 8.  Queens do not work on computers.
 9.  Wear sparkly shoes.
10.  Eat chicken as finger food.
11.  Live in a castle.
12.  Do not get married.
13.  No tooting allowed except on the toilet.
14.  Burping is allowed only in an empty jer.
15.  No tickling the Queen.

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Today I am grateful for the silliness that my daughter has within her, for coupons the doctor gave me for some medicine making it free!!!, and that the official countdown to move has begun!