Sick Bastards

This must be some kind of cruel joke from Target.  I haven't had to refill a prescription there in 6 weeks.  I haven't been sick.  Tuesday I received a freaking thermometer in the mail from them....like they miss me and are trying to entice me to come see them????  Are they losing stock because I haven't been there?  The walls must be crumbling.

Today I'm sick.  Massive sinus infection, maybe something wrong with my throat too.  Bastards!!!  Didn't anyone tell them it's not April Fool's Day yet???????????