Sunday, December 19, 2010

Oh Crap! Bottle of Wine + Conversation makes for....Oh NO!

So I got asked if I would be a bridesmaid tonight...by my dad's girlfriend.

Here goes the conversation:

Me:  "Are you sure cuz you know you have three daughter-in-laws?  And I really don't want you asking me because you feel like you have to be nice or obligated or anything."  (Yes, I am a bitch)

Her:  "No, I really would like you and my friend Donna to stand up."

Me:  (Inside my head....OH SHIT!)  "Really?  Do I have to wear a really ugly dress?"

Dad in the background, "No, she should wear fishnets..." (Trying to be funny)

Me:  "Oh great, tell my dad I got the hooker boots to go with it."

Her:  "She has the outfit...no, really, you can wear anything you want."

Me:  "Like Black?  Cuz that's really slimming."  (NOT because I'm mourning, but I found and bought a killer black dress and have no place to wear it)

Crap. Crap. Crap.  First of all, I don't want to stand up infront of a church.  I've never been a bridesmaid and could really die without ever being one.  And second, I was planning on photographing the wedding and making a photobook for them as a gift.  Now what the hell am I going to do?  Carry my camera instead of flowers?  Okay, so and I'm dying to mess around with my new camera.  But really, overall, I HATE being infront of a crowd.  And yes, I'm totally selfish...but how well does this woman really know me?  I mean, am I wrong to be suspicious?

Maybe I should make a condition...like I'll stand up if you invite at least 5 single guys in my age range???  (okay, and they have to be decent...not like they can have 3 eyes or anything!)

1 comments:

minmarie77 said...

Can you ask your dad about it? Tell him that you wanted to take pictures and you won't be able to do that if you're a bridesmaid. And, yeah I wouldn't want to either for someone I barely know. Hmm, i don't know what to tell you!

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