So I got asked if I would be a bridesmaid tonight...by my dad's girlfriend.
Here goes the conversation:
Me: "Are you sure cuz you know you have three daughter-in-laws? And I really don't want you asking me because you feel like you have to be nice or obligated or anything." (Yes, I am a bitch)
Her: "No, I really would like you and my friend Donna to stand up."
Me: (Inside my head....OH SHIT!) "Really? Do I have to wear a really ugly dress?"
Dad in the background, "No, she should wear fishnets..." (Trying to be funny)
Me: "Oh great, tell my dad I got the hooker boots to go with it."
Her: "She has the outfit...no, really, you can wear anything you want."
Me: "Like Black? Cuz that's really slimming." (NOT because I'm mourning, but I found and bought a killer black dress and have no place to wear it)
Crap. Crap. Crap. First of all, I don't want to stand up infront of a church. I've never been a bridesmaid and could really die without ever being one. And second, I was planning on photographing the wedding and making a photobook for them as a gift. Now what the hell am I going to do? Carry my camera instead of flowers? Okay, so and I'm dying to mess around with my new camera. But really, overall, I HATE being infront of a crowd. And yes, I'm totally selfish...but how well does this woman really know me? I mean, am I wrong to be suspicious?
Maybe I should make a condition...like I'll stand up if you invite at least 5 single guys in my age range??? (okay, and they have to be decent...not like they can have 3 eyes or anything!)
Life is Valuable and Precious
14 years ago
1 comments:
Can you ask your dad about it? Tell him that you wanted to take pictures and you won't be able to do that if you're a bridesmaid. And, yeah I wouldn't want to either for someone I barely know. Hmm, i don't know what to tell you!
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