10 Random Thoughts

1.  After nearly mowing down an old man that jumped out infront of my car today in the Starbucks parking lot, I wondered, is there a person in America over the age of 20 that will die without ever having eaten a thing from McDonald's?  Don't ask me how Starbucks corralates to McDonalds.

2.  My doctor put me on blood thinners after this last surgery.  Should I be wondering why I was put on blood thinners after this surgery and not the last?  What's the big secret he's not telling me?

3.  At least one Christmas carol should be sung year round at church every Sat/Sun.  It makes me happier...who cares if it annoys the rest of the general population?  It annoys me that they started exclusively playing them 24/7 on the radio station here THREE WEEKS before THANKSGIVING!  I miss the Plain White T's and 80's Flashback Fridays!

4.  Do you ever see someone in the general population (like at a store, or church, or an event) and you feel tremendously sorry for them?  Like you feel like they look totally sad and are carrying the weight of the world and you wish you could pat them on the back or hug them and tell them it'll be all right...even if you don't have a clue if it will?

5.  Why do they call it the 12 Days of Christmas when it really lasts like 2 months?  Someone forgot how to count or ran out of fingers!  (But then looking back at #3, I suppose it would have to be called at least the 52 days of Christmas...hmmmmm.)

6.  I love my new chapstick that comes in a tube shaped like an Easter egg.  Correction...I loved it until I knocked it off the end table and it rolled under the couch.  Damn it for making me try to get on all fours and reach for it.

7.  Why do I keep dreaming (going on two weeks now) that I'm pregnant with twins and am walking around carrying them stone drunk with a constant glass of wine in my hand?  What is wrong with THAT picture? 

8.  I used to tease my dad that if I wasn't adopted he surely had an affair with the mail lady because I am not my mother's child.  But after two weeks of dating a woman and deciding to get married to her, I'm positive that I am not the mail lady's either.  I am now 100% sure that I am 110% whole-heartedly adopted.

9.  I met this cute guy when I went out for my birthday.  Thought he'd be fun to go out with (definitely not marriage material or even serious dating material, but fun) until we hooked up on Facebook and all he talked about are the "supermodels he bangs" and the size of his penis.  There are two things wrong with that:  #1.  A guy that talks about the size of his penis obviously cannot be that large, and #2. Why risk an STD?  Back to the drawing board it is....

10.  Ten is a difficult number.  I now understand why the American population groups things in 3's.

Peace out and here's to a night without twins (cuz God knows that now that mine is grown I cannot stand screaming brats...especially at WalMart!).....