FWB and Whales...Um, er, I mean....

Last night the kid caught wind of Cougar Town.  They were talking about FWB's.  Our conversation went like this:

The kid:  "Mom, what does FWB mean?"
Me:  "Uh, Friends Who Play Basketball."
The kid:  "Oooo!  I have lots of those."
Me:  "Well, um, ok, just don't go repeating that at school."
The kid:  "Oooohh, right!  Those friends are at church."

Crap. Crap. Crap.  I'm praying she DOES NOT repeat this at Sunday School this weekend!
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In other news last night was the kid's open house at school.  So far this year I have not been impressed with her teacher.  Okay, well let's just be honest here...I CANNOT STAND HER TEACHER!!!!  I don't have one nice thing to say about this bimbo who apparently still lives in a Sorority.  Anyway, the kids were sent home with this traveling teddy bear earlier in the year and they all had to write a postcard about some country they decided to visit.  One child visited the country of WALES.  The teacher typed up the kids names followed by the country each child visited and pasted it up on the board so that everyone could see it at open house.  She spelled WALES - WHALES!!!!  This is the caliber teacher I have teaching my child in first grade - God, I CANNOT wait until she switches schools in the fall!

On a brighter note, the kids did this kite and on the back of the kite they wrote adjectives to describe themselves.  Mine wrote, "silly, talkative, friendly, Lover of my Mom..."  Ha!  Bonus right there.  Could I have had a bigger grin on my face??????  How many more years will this last????
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Today I am grateful that I'm working from home again :p, that the day is beautiful and quiet, and for my silly daughter that thinks I'm her world.