Hanging By My Toenails

So it's been 6 days since I've had my 6-month cancer check-up, and waiting for the test results is torture.  I feel like I'm hanging upside down by my toenails, just waiting for them to be pulled out.  My brain says that I'm probably in the clear, but me, being my anal self cannot relax until I have those results in writing.  I want to know, damn it, and it's eating away at me.  I haven't slept at all this week - having crazy messed up dreams and then just not being able to sleep in general with all this worry in my head.  I got things to do, can't we just resolve this now?  Couldn't she have put a rush on the results?  How do you even begin to "move on" when you don't even know???