I Missed the Tornado

First....my picture post!  Drum roll pllllllllleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I HAVE NOT BEEN THIS SIZE SINCE PRE-PREGNANCY...so count 'em...it's been EIGHT long years! 

Just got home from shopping and bought three pair of pants, and YES, ALL IN A SIZE 12!  I think the grin on my face might actually be a size 18 though. 

Anyway, what's been going on?  Ugh, this might be a novel. 

Surgery is two weeks away.  What it will feel like to have two new hips!  What a concept.  I have to say, I'm thrilled to have the second one done, with the first one done I have noticed such a difference.  Even the herniated discs in my back don't give me trouble anymore (or rarely).  Which is huge because my back would hurt so bad before.  So while I'm happy to finally be getting fixed, I'm getting quite sick of the "bionic" woman jokes.  Like I asked for this body???  If it had been up to me, I'd have gladly taken Angelina Jolie's.  Well, maybe with a little bit bigger boobs.

My dad is getting married again.  WTF is that?  He knows this lady from church and asked her out on a date like 2 weeks ago and now they are getting married?  Seriously, who's dying?  When did the tornado blow through town?  I think it's wayyyyy too fast and you think he would have learned from the ride the last one took him on.  But who is he to listen to me? I guess all I can say is that I hope this time he knows what he's doing and it's forever.  I'm going to meet this bimbo this coming Wednesday.  I know, I need to be nice, but....come on!

Well, ok.  I guess I'm done.  I hear the beaters calling me from the kitchen to go make Tiramisu Cupcakes.  YUMMMMMM.....(size 12, size 12, size 12...Give them away.  Don't eat them!)