"Life’s a bitch. Be its pimp."

"Life’s a bitch. Be its pimp." ...I saw this on a webpage today and nearly died cracking up.  I sooooooooo need to make that my motto!

Stupid thoughts that have crossed my mind today:
1.  Why is it even though I always start the gas on the grill I can never remember which way it goes when I have to turn it off?  I have to pull the whole damn tank out just to see the little arrow.
2.  If a nun cuts infront of you in line, is she exempt?  Yes, this did actually happen to me today and no, I was not above giving her the most unholy of dirty looks.  "No skips" was a lesson we were taught in Kindergarten!!!
3.  Why do people subject themselves to the humiliation of being rejected on national television?  And why has our nation become addicted to it?  What happened to TGIF (Full House, Family Matters)????  I say BRING IT BACK!...and I don't mean as part of the cast on Dancing With the Stars (is the rumor that Candace Cameron is going to be on it true???)

Things I accomplished today:

1. I packed my lunch again...one more day to go to complete my 1/10.
2. Drank my water, put $1.00 aside, ate my yogurt.
3. And da, da, dah...took my green bags to Trader Joe's.  I believe that makes 4/10!!!!  I have become addicted to them and have created a monster in my daughter with them.  Every time we leave the house now she asks, "Mom, do we have the green bags?"  I feel strangely "French" when I go shopping with them...I just need a loaf of bread sticking out of one one of these days.  LOL.
4. Ooo!  And last night I finished my book.  I read Dead Guilty by Beverly Connor.  Good book.  I like murder mysteries. (1/33).  Off to the library tomorrow. 

I suppose that's all.  I wanted to blog about something completely different, but my crazy thoughts took me in a different direction tonight....maybe another time.
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Today I am grateful for my daughter being 100% agreeable 99.9% of the time, sour cream, and the sunshine!!!!